me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK


tusenpai:

me and my friend cosplaying

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wank-r:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you

(Source: baebly)


verballthenouns:

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

(Source: blackwaxx)


a teacher at my old school got fired for going into classrooms and saying “anal leakage”


(Source: tharealsydshady)


stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

(Source: stability)


My Chemical Romance - Teenagers
9,544 plays!

radtracks:

teenagers // my chemical romance

but if you’re troubled and hurt
what you got under your shirt
will make them pay for the things that they did


i wish i didnt relate to tavrissprite as much as i do



23,139 plays!

monsieurspectre:

Cool QRs for you and your local potion seller


darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby


takes a drag of candy cigarette